Sunday, October 24, 2004

"Bird Brain and Pig Brain"

today is a rainny day. damn cold.. I almost fall sick and cough while i wake up so early in the morning. just to go church to collect something from the IRC counter. then i met 10th coy captain matthew. yeah. we have a chat among each other about national service stuff. cool.. he look fine to me. it's great to seem him again anyway. today was fun. I just have a great time with my uncle today. he damn lame! lame! but he always love to joke around with me. hahax. stupid "Pig Brian" uncle tell the whole world that i'm the "Bird Brain"!! I hate someone who call me like tat... agrh. dotx! Sianz. tomorrow going to be doing my project again. i haven't do yet. i'm worried that my project can't be working again n again. damn it! how? my "mobile robort" haven't finish yet and my group was so slack u know. i'm so worried.. i dunno how now.. i trying my best to finish off. tomorrow is the day that i will get myself stress again. oh manx.. peaceful day plx....

Saturday, October 23, 2004

Today is a day that i get myself more boring. I'm dying off of doing project! project! .. more than i'm mugging myself out from my mouth. agrh. i just hate doing project all the times. oh well.. nvm. I wasn't aware of anything else now. yup! soon.. i'm going for my enlistment for national service on 17 december pretty soon.. oh well.. sad manx. i'm posted to guards unit camp for 2 year.. i just scare of going in.. i heard that the training was veri veri tough for mankind like me. hahax. my pride was here for me and my family support too.

Monday, October 18, 2004

"enlistment posted me to 3rd Guards"

no life.. tough training..... argh..

Sunday, October 10, 2004

today is a loving sunday but I almost melted into pieces under the hot sun. argh! i'm concern about my own body temperature and I really can't take the heat today. but.. but. i intend to wake up so early for 8am service in the morning while last night slept 4am. yesterday it's killing me for working 24 hours. im tired.. today semmon was great anyway. yup! semmon was all on hebrews chapter which i did notice there's as a nice verse on it. it's goes like tat...

"Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles, and let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us. Let us fix our eyes on Jesus, the author and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy set before him endured the cross, scorning it's shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God, consider him who endured such opposition from sinful men, so that you will grow weary and lose heart."

the verse is taken from hebrews 12:1-3. nice.. nice.. i just highlighted the verse just now. it's quite meaningful for me. haha..

after the service. i need to meet up one of my schmate just to collect my "ribbon cable" for my project and we have breakfast together with my CG member. haha. it's gd that my friends quite click with among my CG member. after breakfast. i went to help up church to gave out flyers into the letterbox in tao payoh area. and i saw "leah hang hang bubby boy" with her mummy while i'm finding the dumb block around me.. tsk.. tsk.. i hate finding..

oh well. i'm sleepy now. i need a nap now.. okie.. ta ta!

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Singapore Vs Malaysia

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee,

croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A
Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a
casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The
crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into
croissants & sell them across to Singapore.."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean
listened in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling) : "We don't.. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit
for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs
in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we
sell it across to Singapore.."

This time, the Singaporean retorted: "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"

Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"

Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used

Malaysian : "We throw them away, of course."

Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts
them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia, & that's the real reason why we banned
chewing gum in Singapore."

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