Saturday, December 18, 2004

A 20-yr old girl
went to see a

"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I
call him "Bastard". Sometimes I feel that he's
gone too far, and he deserves the title."

"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to
a person. But maybe you have your own
to call him that. Tell me about it so that I can

"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one
parked our car besides the beach and we
alone... and... he held my hand..."

"Did he hold your hand like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it

"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be
called "Bastard". That means he doesnt want
to separate from you."

"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and
hugged my shoulder..."

"Was he as this close to you and did he hug
you ike this?"

"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're close to
and hugging me now"

"Its not a Bastard. That means he wanna stay
forever by your side"

"Then he kissed me..."

"Did he kiss you like this?"

"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like
how you're kissing me now."

"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you cant
him "Bastard". That means he adores you."

"Then he put his hands inside my clothes
touched my boobie, Doc..."

"Like this?"

"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that"

"Its not a behaviour of a bastard. It means he
protects you"

"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "

"Did you resist?"

"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love him..."

"Did he took off your clothes like this ?"

"Yes, Doctor. Until Im completely naked like

"He still doesnt deserve to be
called "Bastard,
because it means he wanna learn about your
body completely"

"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me
had sex with me..."


"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"

"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"

"You cant still call him Bastard. It means he

"But then he told me that he has AIDS"

"Damn!!!!! @$&^$&*%#)(&$)(#*@_(#
All the staff outside were shocked to hear the
psychiatrist screaming......

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